Touch The Sky . . .Your Ego Already Has.

Mr. West, Mr. West.

Maybe the College Dropout left school before taking Humility 101 or Intro to Keeping Yo Ego in Check. But this recent madness of him showing his ass and actually coming on stage after not winning the Best Video Award for 'Touch the Sky" at some MTV Europe Awards show got us shaking our heads. We was with ya when you put it out there that Bush don't care about black folks. We just thought you were passionate when you got Punked. And even accepted your apology once you started whining the first time you didn't get a award you thought you should. That Grammy speech was nice when you won and you said "I guess we'll never know" to what you would have done if you hadn't won but we see that was left in 2005.
But the thing that got us the most mad at Kanye is the fact that he hadn't even seen the video that won and just that cocky that he just know he should have won. But since he spent $1million thought he should win cuz he was nigga knievil and had Pam Anderson wit her chest out. Should have saved the money cuz it wasn't even that hot. That's from some folk who gonna graduate. But we may be wrong. Was the 'Touch the Sky Video' even that hot?

Kanye's showing his ass further let's us know this whole engagment might really be a ploy we had tried not to believe that he got engaged so quick because some rumors were about to hit about him being a little to close to some fellow male artists and saving a little too much room for men in his life.

Oreo's Gone Wild

The Animal
What? He calls himself Seal don't be looking at us if we agree that he is ANIMAL. Now look at this fool. We still don't know what Heidi Klum saw in this guy. We thought he was, like she says, "OWT." This is the happy couple at her big Halloween bash and yes he is Eve, further proving our point that he likes to wear the pant-ies in the house. Seal has cousins who go to Howard and thankfully that skin-problem isn't in the gene. Today, he leads the pack of Oreos Gone Wild!




The Confused Chic
Next up in our Oreo round-up is little Miss Nicole Richie. Even though she use to hang with Aliyah and has Jerry Curled Lionel Richie as a daddy, she forgot to pick up her black girl card.

Tsk. tsk. tsk. Will they ever learn?

Hanging with Paris Hilton for all those years has taken it's toll as she looks more like the preying mantis than a sista with curves. We wish her the best and wish she'd eat some oreo's instead of being one. This is her this week shopping after passing out at a club last week and going to a clinic to see a "nutritionist"

The Baby
No, we aren't that heartless to call Madonna's Malawian little boy David an oreo .. . yet. He's so freaking cute though you can see he hasn't connected with these people (and also Madonna did something about her daughter's serious Uni-brow. Hooray!) It's good to see these celebrities save the world, but hey, you flew right over Compton, Detroit, Chicago and DC to go to Malawi. If you wanted to help a black baby, it's plenty of em here who need some love. Oh well. Charreah J. has already said if times get hard, she's showing up on Brad and Angelina's door to claim Zahara. And David just might be next.

Today's Flavor is Milk to dip these Oreo's in. . .

P.S. Ya think Michael Knight is gay? Let us know

Our Halloween Costume Champ!

On this campus alone we saw people go all out for Halloween. For the ladies, you know we sex up whatever we want to, we even saw a sexy disciple walking around and you know she was wrong.

But our 2006 Halloween Costume Champ def goes to Bill Maher with his Steve Irwin death suit. He even looks dead. Got the crocodile hunter shirt. And from Kool-Aid's research that's what a sting ray's tale would look like if the rest of it was inside your chest. Never has being wrong been done so well (look at that damn wig!) I guess after calling somebody named Supahead your girlfriend, you pretty much don't care what people thing of you. He just better not do a shot up Tupac and we cool!