Oreo's Gone Wild

The Animal
What? He calls himself Seal don't be looking at us if we agree that he is ANIMAL. Now look at this fool. We still don't know what Heidi Klum saw in this guy. We thought he was, like she says, "OWT." This is the happy couple at her big Halloween bash and yes he is Eve, further proving our point that he likes to wear the pant-ies in the house. Seal has cousins who go to Howard and thankfully that skin-problem isn't in the gene. Today, he leads the pack of Oreos Gone Wild!




The Confused Chic
Next up in our Oreo round-up is little Miss Nicole Richie. Even though she use to hang with Aliyah and has Jerry Curled Lionel Richie as a daddy, she forgot to pick up her black girl card.

Tsk. tsk. tsk. Will they ever learn?

Hanging with Paris Hilton for all those years has taken it's toll as she looks more like the preying mantis than a sista with curves. We wish her the best and wish she'd eat some oreo's instead of being one. This is her this week shopping after passing out at a club last week and going to a clinic to see a "nutritionist"

The Baby
No, we aren't that heartless to call Madonna's Malawian little boy David an oreo .. . yet. He's so freaking cute though you can see he hasn't connected with these people (and also Madonna did something about her daughter's serious Uni-brow. Hooray!) It's good to see these celebrities save the world, but hey, you flew right over Compton, Detroit, Chicago and DC to go to Malawi. If you wanted to help a black baby, it's plenty of em here who need some love. Oh well. Charreah J. has already said if times get hard, she's showing up on Brad and Angelina's door to claim Zahara. And David just might be next.

Today's Flavor is Milk to dip these Oreo's in. . .

P.S. Ya think Michael Knight is gay? Let us know